Not in Kansas

Student: "Someone" said a nasty word.
Me: Really? What word?
Student: I can't SAY it...it's nasty!
Me: Can you spell it for me then?
Student: Fine, but it's nasty.
Me: Okay, well please try so I can talk to "someone."
Student: Okay.

B.

O.

O.

D.

Y.

Me: (trying not to laugh) Thank you. I will make sure to talk to her about that.